Why I’m glad Obama Won!

Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly shuffling along, depressed by the election aftermath. Not me. I’m virtually euphoric. Don’t get me wrong.  I’m not thrilled with America ’s flirtation with neo socialism. But there’s a massive silver lining in those magical clouds that lofted Barak Obama to the Presidency.  For today, without a shred of intellectually legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim to America : The Era of White Guilt is over.

This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majority of white Americans didn’t give a fluff about skin color, and enthusiastically pulled the voting lever for a black man. Not just any black man. A very liberal black man who spent his early career race-hustling banks, praying in a racist church for 20 years, and actively worked with America-hating domestic terrorists. Wow! Some resume! Yet they made Barak Obama their leader. Therefore, as of Nov 4th, 2008, white guilt is dead.

For over a century, the millstone of white guilt hung around our necks, retribution for slave-owning predecessors. In the 60s, American liberals began yanking that millstone while sticking a fork in the eye of black Americans, exacerbating the racial divide to extort a socialist solution. But if a black man can become President, exactly what significant barrier is left? The election of Barak Obama absolutely destroys the entire validation of liberal white guilt. The dragon is hereby slain.
  
So today, I’m feeling a little “uppity,” if you will. From this day forward, my tolerance level for having my skin color hustled is now exactly ZERO. And it’s time to clean house. No more Reverend Wright’s ”God Damn America ,” Al Sharpton’s Church of Perpetual Victimization , or Jesse Jackson’s rainbow racism. Cornell West? You’re a fraud. Go home. All those ”black studies” programs that taught kids to hate whitey? You must now thank Whitey. And I want that on the final.  Congressional Black Caucus? Irrelevant. Maxine Waters? Shut up. ACORN? Outlawed. Black Panthers? Go home and pet your kitty. Black separatists? Find another nation that offers better dreams. Go ahead. I’m waiting.  Gangsta rappers? Start praising America . Begin with the Pledge of Allegiance. And please, no more ebonics. Speak English, and who knows where you might end up? Oh, yeah, pull up your pants. Your underwear is showing. You look stupid.

To those Eurosnots who forged entire careers hating America I’m still waiting for the first black French President.  And let me offer an equal opportunity whupping. I’ve always despised lazy white people. Now, I can talk smack about lazy black people. You’re poor because you quit school, did drugs, had three kids with three different fathers, and refuse to work. So when you plop your Colt 45-swilling, Oprah watchin’ butt on the couch and complain “Da Man is keepin’ me down,” allow me to inform you: Da Man is now black. You have no excuses.  No more quotas. No more handouts. No more stealing my money because someone’s great-great-great-great grandparents suffered actual pain and misery at the hands of people I have no relation to, and personally revile.It’s time to toss that massive, obsolete race-hustle machine upon the heap of the other stupid 60s ideas. Drag it over there, by wife swapping, next to dope-smoking. Plenty of room right between free love and cop-killing. Careful, don’t trip on streaking. There ya go, don’t be gentle. Just dump it. Wash your hands. It’s filthy. 

In fact, Obama’s ascension created a gargantuan irony. How can you sell class envy and American unfairness when you and your black wife went to Ivy League schools, got high-paying jobs, became millionaires, bought a mansion, and got elected President? How unfair is that??? Now, Like a delicious O’Henry tale, Obama’s spread-the-wealth campaign rendered itself moot by it’s own victory!  America is officially a meritocracy. Obama’s election has validated American conservatism!

So, listen carefully.Wham!!!  That’s the sound of my foot kicking the door shut on the era of white guilt. The rites have been muttered, the carcass lowered, dirt shoveled, and tombstone erected. White guilt is dead and buried.  However, despite my glee, there’s apparently one small, rabid bastion of American racism remaining. Black Americans voted 96% for Barak Obama. Hmmm. In a color-blind world, shouldn’t that be 50-50? Tonight, every black person should ask forgiveness for their apparent racism and prejudice towards white people. Maybe it’s time to start spreading the guilt around.

A Cold Wind’s A Blowin’

A cold wind’s a blowin’ and the black cloud will eventually make its’ way to Washington.  In all fairness, I promise (scouts honor) to end my rant on President-elect Obama.  Do I support him - absolutely not!   When it comes down to it, David Palmer was a pretty decent black President on the TV series “24″.  But Hollywood has a way of tainting reality.

Obama is pure double-speak.  Listening to him this evening really got my goat.  Being a caring and sharing type guy, I predict that a massive redistribution of wealth is in the works for the middle class.  I predict that we become real “chummy” wih the towel-wrapped desert dwellers.  Terrorists on foreign soil - not on his watch.  He’ll welcome them with open arms.  Care to make a side bet as to his ability as commander-in-chief to locate, prosecute and deport his relative from the “African” side of his broken family tree?

It’s time for Obama to get real.  African-American is PC crap.  This is why our great country is swirling down the toilet.  If you are born here, you are American - Period!  It’s time to end this racial division.  If you want to be an “African”, Liberia is a great destination for you.  This should ease the burden on our “American” society.

“Listen” (a word that was so often spoken by B.O.), let’s get honest about some of the mortgage crisis and sub-prime mortgage collapses.  Listen, like it or not, Barack Hussein was directly involved with ACORN and the strong-armed efforts and threats to get CRA up and running.  What better way to do business - force banks to give low-interest loans to ghetto thugs under the guise of “equal lending opportunities”.  Look at the evolution of the early days way of business - zero down, 100% financed, no income or employment verification required lending.  Too bad, but where is this going to end?

I’ll end my final rant with this… Obama has a long history of denigrating our men and women in uniform.  He has shown a high level of disrespect to the military.  He is so full of bulls#&*.  He is an embarrasement to “We The People” and our great nation.  It is only through the selfless sacrifices or our military that we allow such pond scum to make it floating to the top of the trough.  I voted for McCain - my right.  If you cast your vote for B.O., that is your right.  Do I agree with you?  Likely not and the points aren’t worth debating at this point.  Do I think he’ll try hard, yes.  Do I think he’ll succeed - no.  Do I wish him ill?  No. 

I think the Republican  Party has failed us over the last eight years.  So now is the time to get active.  Be prepared to start a campaign directed at the Fools on the Hill.  It doesn’t matter - Right or Left, Blue or Red.. we are all in this together.  Let’s hold the band of Gypsy Politicians accountable at every level.  Let’s level the playing field.  Let’s keep pressure on B. Hussein Obama - tell us the truth and we’ll record your lies.  Blow-hole double-speak will magically appear in four years - when this obscene disgrace of a circus show comes back to town.  Congratulations, Mr. President-elect BHO - welcome to the Black House.

Fear and Loathing in San Diego - On the Campaign Trail

Barack Hussein Obama and his Princess Bride

“Team La Bufadora”

(otherwise known as Team Blow-Hole)

I’m John Malthaner and I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!

Okay, let’s get real… Was he really that interested in seeing sick old granny, or was he really looking for an excuse to find all the original birth certificates?  I don’t get it.  And if family is so important, why didn’t he and mamma-san take the kids back to see great granny?  I have ten bucks on the Grandma that she lives to see the big day.  I also don’t get the craziness of anybody wanting to cause him any harm, as there’s nothing anybody can do that he hasn’t already done to himself.

Being an equal opportunity evangelist (EOE), here’s to my defrocking myself in tribute to Michelle and her newfound patriotism.  Please, where were you when our Viet Nam vets came home to a nation of ungrateful weasels (thanks Mary)?  Today was quite the “Apple Pie, Hot Dogs and Chevrolet Day”.  Never in my wildest dreams would I have imagined a 30 minute “infomercial”  running head-to-head with the final game of the World Series.  Who doe’s he think he is, Ron Popeil?  I’d like to just set him and forget him.  I find watching mosquito larvae hatch to be more entertaining (albeit they both turn to blood-sucking parasites) and value the shorter election cycle for flying bugs.

Now, now, you may ask… I’ll go head to head with Barry Hussein and his “alleged” drug use while trying to come to grips with his racial identity.  What a bunch of red donkey dung.  I don’t buy his color-blindness.  It’s a simple Home Depot Paint Department pre-employment question… Was it Black, White or some combination of the two - racial identity crises solved.  How is the weather in Pakistan (not so nice when wanting to start a war with his brotherhood neighborhood)?  No casting Persians (aspersions) here as we all know what grows in Pakistan…  (hash and terrorists).  Enough of this banter - I’m trying to fill the empty shoes of Hunter S. Thompson - and that’s a tall order for anybody.  I always felt it a bit strange that he could brow-beat the snot out of any politico and come back for more.

I think we need the “BIG MAN from BROOKLYN” to do a bit of pre-election debating with Obama.  I don’t think such kind words would be spoken.  Quit feeding us all this happy horse manure.  BaBa Waters knows when to stay away.  Even the Hollyweird elite are staying out of this bucket of barf … guilt by association is still guilty.

Now the real problem is the stupidity of the youth.  On one hand, I find it admirable that they want to vote, but they never studied history, never saw hard times, nothing bad.  Hell, the queer-mobile has arrived on Fifth Avenue - iPhone for about $400 bucks with free upgrades until you turn 35 (courtesy of the parents).  Lucky for the spoiled brats, they can eat and live high on the proverbial hog, as dear old mom and dad will probably have to work until they hit 90, thanks to the Ship of Fools on the Street - Caviar and Cabernet still hits the sweet spot.

Not wanting to be unfair (like CNN - Communist News Network) i’ll give you a shot at the opposition.  McCain was a viable donor 8 years ago, but now he’s the Crypt Keeper.  It’s going to take a miracle, but if we get lucky, we’ll have a V.P. that kicks ass with a rifle and scope!  I’ll take her 10 to 1 over Dick Cheney, he couldn’t even take out his attorney friend (scope out of adjustment?).

More is coming on this in the next few days.  I don’t want to hear any bitching or sniveling!  If you don’t like this, be an American and post a reply, I’ll throw it up immediately.  And remember, this is all in good fun! GOD BLESS AMERICAGod Bless America

Operating At A Loss… Is Your System Next?

Today, I want to explain my take on why I run my business the way I do.  First, JM Solutions has not raised  rates for any services in over six years.  I know that continual rate increases will eventually price us out of the IT marketplace.  Taking a historical look at the costs of doing business, gasoline expense has gone from $1.52 / gallon to $3.69 / gallon in the last six years.  Travel times have over-doubled in the last six years due to urban sprawl and traffice congestion.  I can’t list all the costs associated in running my business - and know you face the same costs and associated expenses. By always looking for ways to remain competitive, JM Solutions will continue to grow the business and maintain a loyal client base.  I’ve never charged for travel time, refuse to charge door-to-door rates and continue to expand our knowledge base on most Microsoft operating systems and applications.  If I don’t have an immediate resolution to your problem, I’ll work on my own time to get an answer.  I’ll continue to invest in new software technologies to better serve you.

As many of you know, this July I encountered an unexpected medical condition which sidelined me for over two months.  During this time, I was forced to reassess my current business model and came to realize that a change was necessary to provide faster and better service without raising rates.  As the customer, you deserve the best possible service at any time of day or night and especially at your convenience.  Remote Access support has experienced an explosive growth, but is usually accompanied by a non-English speaking representative trying to assist in setup of the support session.  I’ve made the decision to shift as much support and technology assistance to Remote Access as possible.  I have invested heavily my resources (time and software) to offer yet another option to you.  For the last month, I have worked extensively with my clients and all are extremely pleased with the fast response times and superior service that I’ve been able to provide.

A large part of my business is system optimization, data backups, virus and spyware repairs, software installation, application troubleshooting and support and routine maintenance of systems.  Looking back at the last ten years of business, over 95% of my time was spent on the above issues and I can honestly say that keeping up on routine maintenance keeps your system running well, reduces hardware replacement costs and increases your productivity.  Whether a home or business user, this is a big upside.  Most of my clients have shifted to a service and support contract via remote access - we do scheduled system maintenance and optimization on a weekly or bi-weekly schedule and verify that all “systems are go”.  Again this is a benefit to you.

I want to ensure that you and your IT infrastructure (be it 1 or 25 systems) are well tuned and protected against the numerous threats that lurk behind every keystroke.  I have yet to meet any client that was able to predict a hardware failure (and the ensuing headaches of possible permanent data loss).  I’m still not a mind reader, but I can minimize your systems headaches and minimize the associated risks of hardware failure by keeping a vigilant eye on your system(s) via remote access.

I’d appreciate the opportunity to discuss the options now available to you and/or your business with regards to service and support.  Please give me a call today at (619)549-1705.

John

Remote Support is Here Now!

Hello everybody - Welcome to the support Blog of JM Solutions.  This is going to be the place for you to post any questions, comments and requests for Remote Access Technical Support and Services.  Over the last few months, we have fine-tuned our new model of support for our clients.

I’m able to offer over 90% of all services offered remotely now and many clients will be posting remarks on this blog as to their experiences using our remote technologies.